Bedtime Rhyme
There’s a scullywumper in my closet.
It only comes out at night.
I hear it crack the closet door
When my mother turns out the light.
There’s a sneaky peeky shadow man
Hiding beneath my bed.
When he hears me fall asleep,
He floats about my head.
There are sock creepers in my drawer.
They hide beneath the socks.
When I open up to see,
They stay as still as rocks.
But when I sleep, they creep, creep, creep,
And gleefully cheep, and in a pile heap,
To watch the wolf-bat from the deep
Who comes to feast on counted sheep.
When I am sleeping,
Terrible things come creeping!
There are carpet seepers,
And lock peepers,
And hairy fairy moonbeam weepers.
There are tum tum singers,
And gum gum slingers,
And oochie-coochie yum yum bringers,
And sometimes even dingy wingers
With long and crooked bum bum stingers!
There are hallway creakers,
And outside-the-window peekers,
Buzzard-rat beakers, from-other-room speakers,
And in the corner, squeaky squeakers,
And even sticky icky-poo reekers.
(Who are only once-a-weekers)
There are smoky jokers with a terrible cough,
And blanket-pullers who pull the blankets off,
And gleaming ghosts with stickers beneath,
Making steaming boasts with long and yellow teeth!
When I go to bed at night,
When I sleep, I sleep in fright.
Every scary living and dead,
Comes to gather round my bed.
But of all the scaries great and small,
Of all the scaries there might be,
The scariest scaries of them all,
Are the scary scaries I cannot see.
There’s a scullywumper in my closet.
It only comes out at night.
I hear it crack the closet door,
When my mother turns out the light.
~ Daniel F Mitchell
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